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Silly Snake Song

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To the tune of 'Do Your Ears Hang Low': The Silly Snake Song!

Do your snakes hiss a lot?
Do their wriggles hit the spot?
Does their venom eat a hole?
Do they circle when they roll?
Do they have heads on both ends?
Do they try to make amends?
Do your snakes hiss a lot?
This song was a side-product of a conversation with ; during the conversation, Malletia (the muse of humor hitting you over the head with a mallet) snuck up behind me. I found myself thinking of it later and decided that some of the rest of you might enjoy it as well.

The song really works best if accompanied by hand and arm gestures ... wriggles, rolls, and the like with your arms. My wife totally lost it when I was doing the snakes-biting-with-both-hands-at-once gestures for her. :D

BTW, why isn't there a 'contains immature content' button for deviations? ;)

Anyone who can think of a use for this song is welcome to use it, no questions asked!
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keight's avatar
Oh, this is so going to Loscon! I know way too many punny authors who will love this one!